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My Actual High School Graduation Speech

We had a small graduating class so I had a minute to give a speech:

“Thanks for nothing students, you all pretty much smelled your own farts and climbed all over each other to get to the top. But a wise man, that is to say me, once said of over-achievers: ‘The tallest blades of grass are the first to be cut down by the lawn mower of fate.’ Enjoy your time in the sun, pretty soon reality will be a stale bedmate. Anyways I’d like to thank the teachers for working with us for making this possible, I’d like to thank the homeless outside the McDonalds for hanging out with me while I waited to be picked up by my mother, and once again before I head off with my diploma, I’d like to offer a big SCREW YOU to all the other students.

Thank you Class of 2008, we did it. Eat my piss and Happy Graduation.”

Yes, I really read it.

Posted 1 month ago

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Pessimism, Graduation Speech, Graduation,

What the thick-headed fools with their broken corpse of an Emperor fail to understand is that not only can they never defeat us, but they can not hide or flee or shield themselves from the triumph of Chaos. They are finite and we are unbound, undivided. They must not err, or they fall to heresy. All who fall join our cause. Every Imperial fool who dares to open his eyes is a willing recruit. They strive merely to hold back our fury and might, and it consumes them. Thus you can see Chaos is inevitable. We lurk not only beyond their grasp and at their gates; we lurk within the darkness of their souls, on the tip of their tongues, in their tortured dreams. We are them, but freed from the shackles of ignorance. We are them, grown strong… evolved. We are them, but so much more!

- Diuman Cilious, Alpha Legion Sorcerer

Posted 1 month ago

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Warhammer 40k, Chaos,

What can I say, this is the closest thing a Khornite can get to mass.

Posted 2 months ago

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Khorne, Azariah Kyras, Dawn of War 2, Warhammer 40k,

“The boast of heraldry, the pomp of pow’r,
And all that beauty, all that wealth e’er gave,
Awaits alike th’inevitable hour.
The paths of glory lead but to the grave.”

One of my favorite villains is General Paul Mireau from Paths of Glory, directed by Stanely Kubrick. He is played by George Macready who has a knack for playing a polished villain, and puts such authentic malice into his character. It’s rare to find an actor who can play a cold villain under a guise of traditional righteousness without making it cartoonish.

Another plus to Macready is he’s friends with one of my favorite actors of all time:VINCENTMOTHERFUCKINGPRICE.

A little quote snippet for your pleasure:

General Mireau: I can’t understand these armchair officers, fellas trying to fight a war from behind a desk, waving papers at the enemy, worrying about whether a mouse is gonna run up their pants leg.
Colonel Dax: I don’t know, General. If I had the choice between mice and Mausers, I think I’d take the mice every time.
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General Mireau: If those little sweethearts won’t face German bullets, they’ll face French ones!

Posted 2 months ago

Paths of Glory, Stanely Kubrick, Paul Mireau, Cinema, George Macready, World War I,

Speaking of Warhammer stuff that doesn’t get enough love. I absolutely love the Warhammer Fantasy setting, the 40k setting is far more popular but I can’t help but still have a little more love for the fantasy setting.

Posted 4 months ago

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Warhammer, Khorne, Bloodthirster, Chaos, High Elf,

Slaanesh gets a lot of love but for him/her/it/wallaby it’s never enough.

Posted 4 months ago

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slaanesh, warhammer 40k, warhammer, chaos,

It occurs to me Nurgle doesn’t get enough love. All hail the Plague Lord! A maggotfeast shall be made this day!

Posted 4 months ago

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nurgle, chaos, Warhammer, warhammer 40k,

thegoldenthrone:

Ultramarines vs. Chaos

I want a chainsword.

Reblogged 4 months ago from khornesherald

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Space Marines, Ultramarines, Chaos, warhammer 40k, Warhammer,

Four Gods of Chaos!

I find myself wondering, who the fuck should I serve?

I’ve thought about writing an easy cross-risk analysis chart or a benefits comparison but hell. Khorne just cut those in half. Slaanesh the Pleasure God is having sex with the pieces. Nurgle gave them syphilis. And Tzeentch just made them into syphilitic octopii with wings.

Posted 4 months ago

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Chaos, Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch,